talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
So im guessing you dont remember the walk home, where you layed down in the alley and began to sing "threes company too" and when i told you to get up you had the nerve to tell me i was to drunk.
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Apparently my face was in the trashcan and in between throw ups I was screaming LOS DIABLOS. I woke up this morning with a bird flying around my room. Nobody seems as concerned as I am.
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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