You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I wish there were whore gnomes that cleaned our apartment when we were gone.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
No... No really he actually thought the condom was meant for his hand...
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If my vagina were a person, it just ran a marathon.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
gonna stay in tonight
and im a platypus. shotgun a beer and get your dick to this party. ive got some hot friends visiting
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