Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Phil and I agree that the level of sand in your vagina rivals that of many of the earth's largest deserts
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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