What a fucking waste of an outfit
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
Apparently I was having great conversation with this 48 year old on grindr & he was concerned as to how I was getting home.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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