Don't forget I'm 20 now
I liked you more when you were 19
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
connan obrien reminds me of an asparagus spear
The only reason anyone found out he threw up is because everyone heard it sizzle the bonfire out.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
I just used cruise control in a 25 zone. When will this hangover end???
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
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