We're facebook friends in real life
i may or may not be watching the land before time
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
So how does it feel getting boo'd by the entire 5 guys restaurant
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
She said she is going to be sex-slave version of Princess Leia for halloween. You think there is any way I could pull off an attractive Jabba suit?
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
Totally writing my paper on the toilet. Makes me miss you.
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