Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
my little sister told my dad she found willy wonka's golden ticket in the backseat of my car. now my dad knows my boyfriend uses magnums.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
scratch that I can tell you where she is shes drunk on a beach somewhere being a penis slayer
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
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