i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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