So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
He made the Waffle House lady get me out of the car. This isn't a joke.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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