Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You just kept saying "I want my babies to look like you."
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I shaved my entire vagina for a man who had the personality of a potato and a C- orgasm. Life is a series of disappointments.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
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