Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
so, not only did she give him head while i was asleep next to them, apparently, it was bad head...
Are you serious?
yeah... as often as she does that, you'd think she'd be good at it...
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
nothing like a call from your drunk grandpa at midnight on a wednesday to ask your parents if you're registered to vote...
I'm going to miss recovering from hangovers on the beach. Rolling around in my dorm bed and watching Friends reruns is just gonna feel like slumming it.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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