how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
You were sad because he was "taking it out on the plant"
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
future-me showed up mid trip and gave us a thumbs up.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I spent two entire hours explaining to a guy why I wouldn't make out with him. How was your night?
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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