Broke my phone, have no voice AND I was blackout by 3 p.m...I'm betting I had a great time.
TXT her NOW! The phone is actually IN her Va-Jay-Jay!!
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Like some sort of pot growing robin hood.
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
The moment I was petting the giraffe was the moment I passed out
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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