what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
I'm going to write a new song and call it "Did I wax my vagina for this?" remind me to never go across the country for a penis ever again.
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
You've changed since you got that strap on
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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