How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
Drunk fuck. Had to tell him that the 5 second rule does not apply when your in the bathroom at the hockey game.
The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
We got hammered last night and I woke up this morning with texts from 'iron maiden chick.' wtf?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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