apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
Puked in a plastic neiman Marcus bag while driving. My biggest accomplishment yet
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
i black out too much to be "responsible"
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
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