hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got the test results back. All clean, Now whose an idiot for going bareback in South America for 3 months straight.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
He threw me over his shoulder and carried me outside, all the while drinking from the bottle of rum he was holding, while my ex watched. I'm winning the break-up.
I woke up this morning with 3 phone numbers, a red Chinese New Year envelope with cash in it, and a winning scratcher all stuffed in my bra. I'd say it was a pretty successful Thursday night.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
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