Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
you were just eating all his cookies and kept mumbling "them crumblies" when the crumbs got on your shirt.
He tried to eat me out in the bath... I said it was a bad idea, but he said it was good snorkelling practice for vaca.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
Oh dear. Sending much love.
Just send a machete.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
I am so dumb. I made a mistake and let him get away.
Don't worry, there are other penises in the sea.
Thanks, mom.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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