You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
Tell her you can forgive her unacceptable behavior because her dad and his dog weren't married when they conceived her.
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
If i need to get strippers involved i will.
He grabbed every salt shaker in the apartment and we haven't seen him since. He really really doesn't want to shovel snow anymore.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
We all just got ice cream, condoms, and toilet paper now were gonna go home and watch movies as a family.
Condoms?
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
Never going back to jail again. Only time in my life I've ever had a wet dream about jerking it...
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