Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
well..after leaving the bar you handed me your wallet and said you didnt need it cause you were going to find the cash cab and added 'i'll see you on tv'
he was CRYING into my vagina
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
I didn't have cash to pay cover at the bar, so I traded the bouncer a Krispy Kreme doughnut i had in my purse
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
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