garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
Dude, she had a vegina. I felt like Indiana Jones cutting a path through the jungle.
Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
Thanks for not cleaning the drain like you were supposed to. I just vomited in the shower and I had to stand in it until I was done conditioning.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I got a handjob to the OC theme song. It was like going back in time 7 years.
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
My liver and I thought we knew what we signed up for. We were wrong.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
I never realized how weird our shower smells until I cracked a shower beer and had a familiar aroma to compare it to.
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