And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Dilemma. I'm out of wine and I can't put on clothes to go to the liquor store bc I just got spray tanned. If this isnt white girl problems I don't know what is.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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