I'm pouring my heart out in these texts and you're going around showing everyone???
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
You can do it. What doesn't kill us just drives us to drink
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
Then again, I'm single and napping with a stuffed yoda doll...so I'm not the world's authority on shit.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You stopped making out with some rando guy to tell him you weren't sure about your sexuality then proceeded to follow me down the street to make out with me
Idk what I'm more afraid of...checking my bank account or my STD results.
She is crazy bro, she'll kiss me after eating her ass but looses her fucking mind if I double dip a french fry in "our" ketchup!
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