But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
Asking him not to sleep with other girls is like asking me not to have my period apparently
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
i just teared up watching channing tatum in drag emerge from the fog on lip sync battle. it's gotta be PMS. either that or something is realllllly wrong with me.
Pants are for mortals
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
What color nail polish screams, "Either fuck me or get the hell out of my way"?
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