Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
Terrible idea I love it
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
We're hate flirting, damnit.
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