Slept with that guy from the bar last night. Only got 2 1/2 hours of sleep. Eyes were so bloodshot this morning that the principal sent me home b/c she thought I had pink eye. God I love teaching elementary school...
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
She's allergic to latex.
Lucky bastard.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
She danced with a broom while telling me I was "cool as shit" and she "wishes she could take a portion of my big ass and attach it to hers" then she passed out
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
She looks well worn, presumably from a cavalcade of penis.
you're the third guy in less than 24 hours she fucked. I'm glad you lost your virginity just don't act like you climbed Mt. Everest.
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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