Just mADE A PArabola og urine
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
They asked if I wanted to shotgun a beer and before i could ask who had a knife they all had bit holes into the cans. Im never leaving Germany!
I ate the snowman's head. That is not a drug euphemism.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
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