so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
Then you started screaming that this was the first time you did e and that you had a 4.8 gpa, that was right before you almost suffocated between that one girl's tits.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
I called you last night? What did I say??
That you love me forever and that I'm the greatest in the world now mohammed ali is dead...
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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