just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Did I tell you I had a charge show up for $36 on a credit card I haven't used in 6 months from Wild Wings? It was that night we slept across the street from the bar.
please dont let the old guy in the wheelchair see you when you wake up
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Sex in a hot air balloon, top that one!
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Id like to submit an apology whenever you feel like talking.
Its not gonna be for awhile Im not a very forgiving person especially since you TOTALED MY FUCKING CAR.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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