Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
The bank teller laughed at me....I'm apparently that fucking hungover looking
All I wanted was my $85. Judgement free. But nooooo
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
I ate 1200 calories worth of chocolate covered marshmallows and googled why it is okay to be single forever
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
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