i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
This hickey is now green and covers half my neck. I have an alien hickey. I think he thought my neck was dinner.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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