I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
I'm gonna be the best dressed mother fucker to ever get kicked out of that damn bar.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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