Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
and then the other night his penis tricked us both into sex
You hooked up with another girl while you were with me. You were literally holding my hand while you did it.
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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