69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
My student's should feel privledged to see me tuesday after the amount of alcohol I consumed this weekend.
The bong broke. we're having a little funeral followed by an inaugeration service for the new one
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
I got high with the cantor. Rethinking this whole non-practicing Jew thing.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
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