You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Remember the 3 things that are off limits? They're fair game if you get here in the next 5 minutes
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
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