How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i told him that if he starts being sappy its friends = off. he called me jerkface and drew on me w permanent marker. im either in love w him or we are twelve.
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
you had me at cake vodka
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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