sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
Latest life lesson : don't accidentally send an "I nutted on her tramp stamp" text to your tattoo-less girlfriend. Oops.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
I came so hard that my back seriously popped like 5 times.
He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
Instead of texting me to come over, she just sends me a batman symbol.
I don't care if she's a booty call. Marry her.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
There’s so much sex at the hospital I’m beginning to think scrubs were invented to make duty booty easier
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