Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
God I love incriminating evidence...wonder what the statue of limitations is on shitting on someones driveway
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
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