How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
the cops didnt even wait to start drinking the confiscated alchohol from the party
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
Soup is not an acceptable meal before doing that many Jager bombs
every time fb tells me a dude i fucked is now friends with another dude ive fucked, i die a little inside. thats way more honesty than im comfortable with.
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
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