my mom walked in on my vaccuming.......i wasnt vaccumming
All i learned in high school was how to sell drugs
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
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