don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
I say I'm working from home on conference call days, but really I just mute the phone, put that shit on speaker so I can hear what's going on, and let Marcus fuck my brains out.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
The worst thing about buying this extremely comfortable bed is that once I get a girl into it, all she wants to do is sleep. I want my fucking money back.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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