So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
My wife caught me jerking off, I had to tell her I was thinking bout her
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I just talked comic books with a cop. We high-fived as he was running my name.
Proud of you.
We discussed the legality of being a vigilante. I won.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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