Would it be weird if I brought slabs of bacon with me to the beach?
i woke up with socks on this morning
so?
i didnt wear socks last night
I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I told her I named my penis "The Spirit of Exploration." That's all it took.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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