One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
My niece just called my sister in law a teabagger. I love NPR and it's corrupting influence on small children
Remember that time we became friends because I shotgunned a Tall Boy in your bathroom?
Those memories are both hazy and awesome.
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
Of course the bar would go completely silent right as I yell out "I don't have AIDS"
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
Pretty sure the guy I hooked up with Saturday gave me a buy one get one free coupon for chipotle. Who said nice guys don't exist?
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
You weren't singing into a microphone in front of an audience. You were screaming into your fist in the check-out aisle in Walmart.
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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