Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
Swear to god, if I have to wingman for you on my honeymoon I'm gonna be pissed
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I shame-fucked to Hotel California, don't tell me about priorities.
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
But we have bathrooms and they dont
Randomize