How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
When you start quoting save the last dance you need to stop drinking
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just threw up in my front yard because my roommate was in the bathroom. Fuck New Years Day.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I thought it was your cat but I was wrong your Roomba is possessed by a pissed-off evil spirit.
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