sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i just had to wipe vomit off my fone to text you. yeah that hungover.
So you walked 4 miles to get home but stopped by the store first to get a vegetable tray? How drunk were you?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
After the Patriots lost I punched him in the face. But I still feel like that isn't a good reason to dump me.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He put his SoundCloud on his Tinder bio. I felt personally attacked.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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