Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Dear Douchebag, I would just like to formally issue this fuck you. You will be receiving a letter in the mail soon. With all of your stuff.
Randomize
