why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
I just dry heaved the smell of jagerbombs....which proceeded to make me hurl for real.
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
She shit all over my seat. She is not allowed in my car under any circumstances. Not even with drugs. You can't forgive a shit.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Morning! Got your 3am VM to remind you to get up for spin class and also confirm you were not murdered by the sketchy guy at brunch yesterday. So this is your literal and metaphorical wake up call.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
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