I thought at least he would want to exchange numbers after he tried to put it in my bum
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
The cabbie told us to at least pretend we weren't doing coke while he was driving
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
I just ASL-ed someone for the first time since 2002.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
You mistakenly try to piss in a cactus bush ONE TIME and are forever dubbed cactus ass
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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