yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
He called himself excalibur. Thats all I remember.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
im taking a nap outside. wake me up in an hour.
way to go to work and not wake me up. when you get home youre rubbing me with aloe and giving me a blowjob. no excuses
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
I need a burrito and a hug.
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I forget how to act sober
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