Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
Moan for me like Helen Keller
WAKE UP. GET ME THE PILL. AND SAVE MY LIFE
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
The police scanner is talking about you again....
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
It's gotten so bad I typed my will out on my phone in case it's over.
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
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