spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Apparently telling a group of crying girls that it looks like they need a visit from Dr. Phil isn't the best pickup line.
I'm too drunk to be surrounded by this many indians
How do you manage to be drunk and a racial minority so often?
On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
I need to stop using "I went to the Harry Potter theme park" as my pickup line.
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