Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
"Nobody needs to know that I have a vibrating butt plug and nobody needs to know that I'm probably gonna start wearing it at work"
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