We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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