Grow some girl-balls and come out already
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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