none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I should not be so motivated by a penis, but I am
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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