I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
I feel like I've been hit by a train. I woke up this morning covered in wine, free condoms, and a sign language dictionary.
ive never been actively dumping during the pledge of allegiance before today...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
You have to summon your inner elephant
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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