I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
Woke up to a note written on my hand that read "just because he kisses you, doesn't mean you have to sleep with him"
next time, write it on your vagina so its more effective.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
If God invented something better than rough, drunken, lesbian sex he kept that shit to himself.
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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